So I've been on an RPG kick, hammering through all my GBA ones. Sword Of Mana, FF1,2, and 6 all complete. Finishing up FF4 now.
Soon, I'll pick up The World Ends With You, followed by FFTA2 when it's released on June 24th. Looks like I have a lot of NERDING IT UP to do!
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Submitted by James on May 24, 2008 - 3:39pm.With this blog I'll show all those jerks from high school just how smart and funny I am.
That's exactly how I feel every time I post anything to the internet, ever.
My cat, I say, is the next step of evolution. All I can think is I'M A PRETENTIOUS FAGGOT. A girl tells me she felt bad for me because I used to cut my arms open. PAY ATTENTION TO ME was all I heard. Is it self-awareness, vanity, or a combination of the two? Probably that, yeah.
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Submitted by James on April 26, 2008 - 4:49am.
I'm SO GODDAMN SICK of this pirates vs. ninjas crap, with arguments on who would win. It's so fucking stupid. Isn't it obvious who would win? PIRATES DUH. Ninjas are from Japan, and everyone knows that pirates fight on ships. So when a pirate ship comes in, how will the ninjas get there? The Japanese can't swim, the only thing they're good at is drawing girls with freakishly big eyes (pictured). Thank you.
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Submitted by James on March 22, 2008 - 12:55pm.FourLemons turns 1!
I was going to draw a funny comic to commemorate this, but I realized I can't draw. Maybe someone else will. MAYBE.
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Submitted by James on March 8, 2008 - 3:09pm.Lair for PS3 is an umplayable mess. Although with an awesome premise (DRAGONRIDING) and a decent story, as well as amazing graphics, the SixAxis controls are just awful.
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Submitted by James on February 20, 2008 - 1:15pm.I just read some old recent ruminations and love doctor features and laughed my ass off.
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Submitted by Jerry on February 13, 2008 - 3:18pm.Has consumed my life.
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Submitted by James on February 8, 2008 - 6:49pm.So the Christmas season sure is seeing a lot of video game options for people. I've got myself Rock Band and a few other of the popular titles. Assassians Creed turned out NOTHING like I expected (and that's a bad thing).
So how about everyone else? What's the video game shopping list look like?
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Submitted by Christian on November 26, 2007 - 11:36am.(After observing a coworker unsuccessfully flirting with a female server.)
Christian: Hey, you alright?
A Black Guy I Work With: I dunno man...brothas just ain't in no more.
C: You know what you need? You need a gimmick.
ABGIWW: Yea?
C: Yea man. Like a silly hat or something. A beret, or a top hat.
ABGIWW: You think that would work for me?
C: I dunno, that sort of shit always works for Will Smith though.
ABGIWW: Yea, you're right.
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Submitted by Christian on September 13, 2007 - 1:47pm.